Some might call me a pessimist, and for those that do, this post is for you.
Every year we have highly distrubtive elections. People come into our lecture halls, interurpt our classes, our meals, our conversations. Hell they even jump up in the middle of the meeting place clapping their hands and chanting. And why? So they can tell us a list of promises they will “try” to do. Main word there is try.
These people claim to be student leaders. But when they throw all these gimmicks at you and preface all of their political promises with “Try” or “Work towards” or “Lobby for” it makes you wonder are they student leaders or polititicans. How in touch are they with the student body when you have elected representatives saying things like :
“It is unfortunate that for some people [elections are] chaotic and annoying. But it is very exciting. It’s coming to school and finding balloons and flyers and finding people jumping up and down screaming while you’re having lunch,” said Mariya Hassan, a Division III director. “It can be a little annoying, but a lot of us do get excited. There’s so much excitement, including the drama and the newspaper articles that come with it. If you find it annoying then I’m sorry, but I guess that’s just who you are.”
I suppose Ms Hassan makes a very valid point here. You shouldn’t find people annoying when they are littering, and screaming at you. I mean I love being told by the same 15 people every 5 minutes to vote for them. It is a great time. Wonderful.
Like any preseason sports commentator I will give some predictions on this years elections:
Team 1 Yellow and or Green:
Team name: Students Progressively United in Solidarity First
Incumbants will be on this team, and it will be unofficially supported by UTMSU’s executive committee.
UPASS will be front and center, as the greatest achievement of all time, second only to Student Solidarity or Unity.
Off campus campaigners! Look forward to seeing UTSU campaigning for them along with other CFS schools!
They will be targeted by every anti-UTMSU group and nearly disqualified for cheating.
CAMPAIGN POINTS!
90% of their points will come from not on campus, but from the CFS website and campaigns.
Points will seem reasonable like (and not be goals set by the CFS): lobby to reform osap, try to split tutition, anti-bottled water free campus, Fight to increase government funding to universities, Fight for the right of international students to access OHIP.
Campus points will be: Increased club funding, increased grants, a student center expansion, food diversity, more prayer space, fight discrimination unless we are discriminating based on space for prayer, and work to buying the moon.
Team 2: Blue, Orange or Red (something about Change, starting anew, ect)
Thrown together last minute from people that don’t like UTMSU.
Genuinely looking to change things.
Impossible for them to win.
Avoiding issues like UPass.
You don’t know the candidates, maybe one or two sorta through a friend.
Not as aggressive as team 1.
CAMPAIGN POINTS!
More Realistic goals, but mostly the opposite of team 1, except better spending on campus.
Will be seen as evil.
Anywho it will be a blowout and either way nothing will change. You will be pissed off that you are getting yelled at to vote for people that you don’t know or care to know about issues that don’t necessarily directly effect you. Campus media will be all over it like a fat kid on Skittles. But most importantly rarely will a promise come true. Anywho I am off to cry myself to sleep. Have a good election everyone.
Remember to email me at Peter@utmsu.ca with any question concerns or comments.
Peter Buczkowski
